Over the past days I was being the “consoling” party of my friends, 2 of them, problem? Love, loving, relationship and the intertwined emotions attached to it. Now that was tricky, because of all people among our roster of friends, I was the one they were after and lo and behold I will find myself sitting beside my friend (one after the other) giving each of them advises on how they will handle things. Of all people, I was the one giving advise…yes! ME!
Case #1 The Mistress who doesn’t want to be Kerida anymore
He is a good friend of mine and last time I heard of him was he broke up with his guy who happen to be in a relationship with a girl with a kid…now 2 kids. He told himself that he doesn’t want to be a kerida again and when he found “the one” he will make sure that “the one” will be his last. Confident and assured I must say. But life’s has its own way of doing things because when he found “the one” he learned that “the one” is with “another one”, a gay guy at that. And history is now repeating itself but this time I can feel that it is more painful. His “the one” keeps on seeing him on weekdays and seeing “the other one” on weekends, WOW perfect kerida at legal wife set-up! And the sad thing is, love hit my friend so bad making him eat his words (above).
Together with my favourite hand crafted hot beverage and his “the one’s” favourite hand crafted beverage, we found ourselves chatting over this thing last Tuesday night. All I managed to say to him was to “love himself more” and finally have s*x with “the one” (malay nyo deal breaker ang boner ni “the one” edi instant fubu na diba!) because obviously, his “the one” loves “the other one” more simply because he cant let go of his relationship in favour of my friend. Moreover, I told my friend that he should confront “the one” because he will just prolong his agony and his being kerida if he will continue to go out, go home, hug, kiss, do sweet nothings with this guy who I think will not reciprocate.
Then I realized, heck! why was giving such advise eh kung ako ang nasa sitwasyon, I think I will do everything to get this guy. Just an update, my friend failed the s*x attempt last night and now he is uber disturbed. Towards the long weekend, we will just hit the road and go out of town for him to forget that his “the one” is on the loving arms and other body parts of “the other one”.
Case #2 The Mistress who was found by the other Mistress with a new born baby
Another good friend of mine who is currently a mistress of someone was found by this other mistress who happen to just gave birth to a child (not aware of the gender). Last week when she got a strange SMS from the “other mistress”, she decided to engage in a “text war: bitchesa vs bitchesa with the baby”. Unfortunately things became a little bit violent this time because my friend’s “special someone” (aside from the other guy) which we call “avatar” decided to meet the mistress with the baby with the objective of finding out whether the mistress’ declarations are true, including the baby. Apparently they are all nothing but the truth. As I write now, I think “avatar” is still being held captive by the mistress with a kid “brads” (fraternity related I think) getting all his possessions (car, money etc) excluding his phone and the last thing that I heard was that mistress with a baby threatened my friend that they will throw avatar somewhere because avatar was pakialamero.
The demand here is very simple; mistress with the baby wanted my friend to let go of “the guy” unfortunately my friend is in love with him thus letting him go is not that easy. “Very typical, soap operatic themed scenes”, that’s what I managed to say after hearing the story and here’s my advise: tell mistress with the baby that he can have “the guy” as long as she wants so long that she will never be bugged again. Moreover, my friend will keep the condo, the allowances and other benefits she’s currently enjoying and also “the guy” can still visit my friend if he wants to. At the end of the day, my friend still has her avatar, remember? In that equation, I think everybody will be happy and contented with what each other have.
And “the guy’? he’s currently in the US together with the legitimate family. Ang saya!
To my surprise her comments were: “how can you make things seem easier and how can you be so emotionless”.